PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
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I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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