I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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