Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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