he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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