just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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