The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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