yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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