if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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