.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Come see our sink grown plant.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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