do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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