If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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