I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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