Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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