pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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