escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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