I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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