so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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