My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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