i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You ruined the universe
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