he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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