his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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