did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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