Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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