Non-Jews are for practice
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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