dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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