how can u be prego again
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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