I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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