The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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