NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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