If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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