Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's shark week go big or go home
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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