I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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