We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Randomize