One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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