dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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