omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
No subtext here. People are naked.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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