i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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