That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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