Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize