Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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