She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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