So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize