I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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