69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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