I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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