Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
sex in a hospital.. check
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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