The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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