I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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