I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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