I'd wear matching sweaters with you
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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