it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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